Chick Flick Round Up

                                                    Saw that twice

So I decided to get back into movie reviews with a chick flick triple header, 1 movie a night for 3 nights, both to challenge my stamina as well as to see what the hell these movies were about.  One of my friends said that Valentines day was okay, luckily he’s broken up with his girl friend now so I think he will recant.

I started out with She’s Out Of My League because it looked like only a half chick flick, or at least one disguised as a gross out style comedy to get the dudes there with out too much of a fuss.  Well, I don’t even know what to say, that’s pretty much exactly what it was, I mean even movies like Knocked Up have a certain chick flick component, but this one was essentially “what is the brother of the producer of Super Bad made a movie you could bring your girl friend to”  And I’m sure that’s exactly how it was pitched, since any pitch longer than a twitter will require a break for another line of coke so that won’t work.

Anyway, by the time I looked over my notes I realized that A: I have nothing more to say about this movie and B: I can’t write a review that is just 20 un answerable questions.  So I’m just going to post my notes, have fun with that.

She's Out of My League

Jay starts out with over played plea to girlfriend, "like a scientist", snort, 2 years off

Very typical low rent Judd Apatow friends everyone seems like a cheap Jonah Hill or even cheaper Nick Swardson

It appears to be a world where not getting a boner and acting like a retard pulls causes 8s to think about you non stop

She's best friends with heroin overdose chick from Breaking Bad, hope they follow the same plot line

Stupid fat friend talks about Aladdin, cause he's like a little kid

Big shocker, she knows more about hockey than Jay Burachel, it's of course an implied trait as neither of them seem to know anything about hockey

Why are sports scenes critical to romance movies directed towards guys?  Is the chick into sports really the guy fantasy

If this movie was a home video and had not been written it would be pretty good

And she's a lawyer, because why not

Dressed like a waiter and then sees ex-boyfriend who's obviously a douche

Might have the crappiest we just went on a good date song ever

I want to see a movie about a confident, good looking guy get a girl that's totally in his league then they break up after 18 months for no particular reason

She's not retarded hot, I don't get the reactions from every guy in this movie, even if she were has any guy every stammered?

The dinner table seen has a very "we saw Ricky Bobby" flavor to it

How is this family upper middle class?  The dad would be lucky to be a wallmart greeter

Why is it called the slap shot regatta, there's no boats involved at all?  Also, Jay hits a wrister like an 11 year old girl

I know that Jay is the same age as me but he still looks too young to drink wine

The can't get off the coach due to boner move, another classic, is there a way to do a movie like this ironically, of course the dog crotch lick

It just came out was the joke, how could one of the 9 writers not get that right

Missed another come from joke and why is it that dog jizz licking ended their relationship, none of this makes any sense

And what the fuck is up with hard 10

I find oyster in my shorts to be way grosser than any of the really gross things I say, even piss clams

I can't figure out the time-line of this movie, it's as if baseball and hockey are both played in mid July, also this doesn't have special Iron City flavor that makes western Pennsylvania so special

Miss march ball shaving conversation is at least 5 times this funny, strange how that can be

The secret defect better be a dick, if this movie goes Crying Game on me it may be the best movie ever

NO one has ever had this fight, being awesome and good looking I'm pretty sure that's what chicks look for in guys, I've never had a funny safe guy beat me out

I've come to the conclusion that I relate much more to the douche bag ex-boyfriends ever more ass hole best friend in these kinds of movies, like I should be named Blane, Andrew McCarthy in Pretty in Pink is the closest I'll get and I still understand why he is friends with Spader

You have to learn to live up to yourself, you're a 10, that's the retarded moral

Still have a weird goth thing for the other chick, still would like her character better if she asphyxiated while on heroin

Stuck on the plane after the speech was a good move for sure, first clever thing in this shit box

Keep thinking of that Simpsons where they go to Bronson, Missouri:  Hey ma, can get some ice cream; no dice

The crazy ex girl friend has a very 70s hot kinda of thing going, she should stick to period pieces, which by the way is my new candy idea for lesbians

It's nice to see a skinny girl with big boobs, the move away from that is a mistake

That's was shockingly forgettable, wonder how many movies like that come out every year and then just disappear?

Nothing but questions on this movie